Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.
Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

May 22nd 2013 - Marcial & Inez Garcia Hernandez

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Marcial Garcia Hernandez and his wife Inez Garcia Hernandez are today's Cunts of the Day.

To Oceanside, California today where the lovely Hernandez couple have been jailed for 20 years or more for forcing "their 12-year-old niece to cook, clean and have sex with her uncle and other men". The girl was brought to the US with promises of a good life and ended up being a sex slave thanks to her loving uncle and aunt.

At one point the girl lied about her age to get a job in a restaurant - of course, the couple took her pay. 10 News reports that the "penalties for non-compliance were beatings, being forced to eat hot chili peppers and spoiled food, and getting burned with a hot spoon".

The only good news in this story is that the victim is recovering with her family back in Mexico and the evil cunts who abused her are going to spend a very long time in prison.

Sponsored by people who would like to state, categorically, that Dale Cregan is a true fucking lowlife murdering piece of shit. Having already admitted murdering two police officers, tough guy Cregan has now admiitted murdering David Short and his son Mark. What a cunt.

May 21st 2013 - Derek Duncan

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Derek Duncan is today's Cunt of the Day.

To Scotland where Duncan "has been jailed for three-and-a-half years for an attack on a woman with cerebral palsy during which his dog mauled her face". The attack began when the the victim, Nadine Crowe, accidentally threw away some leftover food.

Ms Crowe was held down and repeatedly punched by Duncan whose dog also bit her ear, leaving it hanging off. Uber-scumbag Duncan reportedly said "good boy" to his dog when they had finished assaulting Ms Crowe.

Duncan has refused to tell police where the dog is and as "he was led to the cells, Duncan winked at his family and said: "At least they can't put the dog down."". Isn't it great that this piece of shit cares so much for his dog? What really is a shame is that we can't put Duncan down, for he sounds like an evil wankbucket who thinks it acceptable to viciously beat women.

Sponsored by people who were horrified to read this story about an 18-year-old girl from Florida who has been arrested for dating another feamle student. Things, apparently, are a little different in parts of Florida.

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Cunt of the Month May 2013

The Scum of the Earth
Rhino poachers are world class cunts.

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