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February 19th 2012 - Derek Chisora and David Haye

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Derek Chisora and David Haye are today's Cunts of the Day.

Here we go again with another sporting Cunt of the Day, boxing style. British boxer Chisora made a right cunt of himself earlier this week when he slapped his opponent Vitali Klitschko at their pre-fight weigh-in. After losing to Klitschko last night in Munich, the post-fight press conference turned into a brawl when another British boxer, David Haye, interrupted the proceedings which led to a confrontation with Chisora. A fight ensued and Chisora, apparently, threatened to shoot Haye. Chisora was arrested at the airport this morning and then released by German police who are, apparently, still looking for Haye.

What a totally pathetic and shameful pair of cunts they make. 

Deciding who is the greater cunt out of Haye and Chisora is perhaps left to those who know more about sports. For now, however, they are today's joint Cunt of the Day.

Sponsored by people who were interested in the UK Telegraph's Adam Lusher's supremely pathetic attack on Richard Dawkins. After researching Dawkin's ancestry, Lusher suggests Dawkins is somehow responsible for any wrongdoings in his family's distant past. What, did the Telegraph somehow come to the conclusion it didn't already have enough religious fuckwittery coming out of the asshole of Christine Odone? 

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-1 #7 Roger Lloyd 2012-02-19 23:03
Jacks94 says Haye is respected? Whoever respects a man who wears a t-shirt with the severed heads of the Klitschko brothers to the weigh-in is the same level as the twat wearing the t-shirt
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0 #6 DaveB 2012-02-19 22:38
Both are greedy, classless twats, but at least Chisora put up a half-decent show in the ring. Haye disgraced himself -and Britain- with his display last year; John Inman would have looked more of a boxer -despite being dead.
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0 #5 Jacks94 2012-02-19 22:07
David Haye is a respected sportsman and has respect for his opponents unlike Derek Chisora slapping and spitting his opponent and fellow sportsman he is a disgrace end of..
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+4 #4 Karl 2012-02-19 19:13
You forgot to mention Chisora spitting water in Vitali's brother's face before the fight.
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+2 #3 roger lloyd 2012-02-19 19:10
Haye was brilliant? He was an attention seeking cunt. He was totally out-classed by Klitschko and has to try and keep in the lime-light when he is supposed to be a commentator - a total arsehole. I hope Chisora is banned and Haye is never given any column inches or airtime ever again - both pathetic twats
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-1 #2 Dan the Spam 2012-02-19 18:59
Dereck Chisora was the cunt Haye was brilliant!
Chisora said "we gonna fight"
Haye "ok"
Dereck Chisora gets punched
Chisora "Boo Hoo!"
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+1 #1 jonathan da silva 2012-02-19 18:20
The attack on Dawkins must be one of the most risible ad hominem attacks of all time. It's so anti intellectual I think even the champions of the anti intellectual meme Blair and Al' Campbell might suggest that it was too far. Michael Gove might baulk at this argument.

Hopefully the boxer story will end the canard of how boxing improves lives. I would argue boxers are worse criminally etc than the people they grew up with once they grow up if many boxers ever do.
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