Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.
Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

June 15th 2012 - Vlastimir Golijan, Zoran Goronja, Franc Kos & Stanko Kojic

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Vlastimir Golijan, Zoran Goronja, Franc Kos and Stanko Kojic are today's Cunts of the Day.

Today we look to the Bosnian war crimes court where four former Bosnian Serb soliders have been handed lengthy sentences for their role in the 1995 Srebrenica massacre. AFP reports the men were "convicted for their part in the killings of some 800 Bosnian Muslims, men and boys, one tenth of the 8,000 massacred in the days after Serb forces overran the UN-protected Srebrenica enclave." The Srebrenica massacre, which took place under the leadership of supreme assholes Ratklo Mladic and Radovan Karadzic, has been described by the UN as the worst crime committed on European soil since WWII.

The judges found the men had committed a crime against humanity and Kos and Goronja were sentenced to 40 years, Kojic to 43 years and Golijan to 19 years. One of the judges described how soldiers "took breaks twice, to eat and drink beers amid the bodies" during the killing spree. After all, committing mass murder is hard work from which a beer and a snack is a welcome break.

When it comes to being a cunt in this world, those who commit crimes against humanity are head and shoulders above the rest. These four shitbags were not solely responsible for what happened in Srebrenica so we hope to see more of these specious cunts brought to justice and locked up where they can no longer harm innocent people.

Sponsored by people who, once again, have a few things to mention. Firstly a nod must be given to Argyll and Bute Council in Scotland which attempted to ban 9 year old Martha Payne's school dinner blog. Happily, massive news coverage of the story has forced these fuckwits to lift the ban. In a similar vein, the Guardian reports that two female politicians "were banned from addressing the Michigan house of representatives after one used the word "vagina" and the other tried to argue for regulating vasectomies during a debate over a controversial anti-abortion bill". Ooh vagina - it's so offensive and rude. And of, course, anatomically correct. Finally another greedy douchebag asshole will soon be behind bars; former Goldman Sachs director Rajat Gupta "has been found guilty of four criminal counts of insider trading by a federal court" and is, most excellently, looking forward to a lengthy spell in prison.

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