Jack Warner is today's Cunt of the Day.

When people think of how incredibly corrupt football is, a name that often springs to mind is that of Jack Warner. The current vice-president of FIFA, Warner has for years been believed to be one of those people who is so corrupt that he believes everything he says in his own defense.

Yesterday Warner pathetically promised to unleash a 'football tsunami' ahead of the FIFA presidential elections. Today the spotlight turns on Warner himself as he and Mohamed bin Hammam have been suspended by FIFA after fresh allegations of corruption have surfaced. Bin Hammam is likely a great cunt, but Warner can out-cunt almost anyone and is our focus today.

That Warner is a huge cunt is a given (read about the Trinidad and Tobago World Bonuses to get a flavor of the man) but now we hope he is revealed for what many people believe him to be: the unacceptable face of football, a man so despicable greedy and corrupt that if there is any justice in the world he will soon lose everything he has.

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