Ian Huntley is today's Cunt of the Day.

We learn that child murderer Ian Huntley is to sue the prison service for £100,000 in damages after he allegedly had his throat slashed by another prisoner.

Now, that Huntley is a cunt of the highest order is not in doubt; however, in a society with no death penalty, when evil people are jailed for life they retain some rights. The prison service must have known from day one that Huntley would be a target for attack, and perhaps they failed in protecting him.

That said, fuck you Huntley! Now you're back in the news, we again get to see the tragically famous image of your two young victims, Jessica Chapman and Holly Wells. For anyone who remembers the events of August 2002, the image is fucking heartbreaking, and the passage of time only serves to remind us of what you took from those poor young girls and their families, and for that Huntley you are Cunt of the Day and forever more.

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Crazy North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il is today's Cunt of the Day.

Today, we learn that the North Korean football team were public shamed for their performance at the recent World Cup. Apparently they failed in the "ideological struggle" to succeed in South Africa, and in doing so betrayed Kim Jong-un, one of Kim Jong-il's bat shit crazy sons.

More than likely the public shaming was the idea of Kim Jong-il because it is exactly the kind of ridiculously stupid thing he would think of. What was he expecting, the players to win the World Cup and prove that North Korea is the greatest country on earth? The reality was that the North Koreans played as well as their training and experience allowed, they even managed to score a goal against Brazil, all the while knowing some bizarre retribution awaited them upon their return home.

OK, so this isn't quite up there with what Uday Hussein reportedly did to Iraqi athletes and footballers who didn't please him, but for blaming a sports team for showing North Korea to be a shit country, which is HIS FUCKING FAULT, Kim Jong-il is, once again, Cunt of the Day.

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Kayley Boleyn and Christopher Taylor are today's Cunt of the Day.

That common, murderous criminals are cunts is obvious; however, from time to time we have to take note of those whose actions are so depraved they turn the stomach. This is the case with Boleyn and Taylor, two pieces of shit jailed for life today for the murder of 3 year old Ryan Lovell-Hancox.

The cuntishness of these two is far greater than that of Vicar Alex Brown who today has been found guilty of conducting hundreds of fake marriages;  and that of Steve Ellis, a former Canadian immigration judge who offered to speed up a refugee's claim in return for sex. Brown and Ellis, whilst guilty of abusing power and being corrupt, did not, as far as we know, kill any innocent children.

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