The Republican Governor of Hawaii, Linda Lingle, is today's Cunt of the Day.
Lingle yesterday vetoed legislation that would have allowed same sex civil unions. The bill originally passed the Hawaii House of Representatives in February 2009, and has bounced around until Lingle vetoed it on the last day she had to sign the bill.
It isn't the deep south, but Hawaii apparently wants to keep a firm grip on "tradition" at the expense of minorities, and for that there is no forgiveness. This is a complete no brainer for Cunt of the Day. It is 2010 after all, and backward ass, hate filled motherfuckers continue to piss on the rights of gay and lesbian people. Fuck Lingle, and fuck anyone who supports her veto.
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Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard is today's Cunt of the Day.
We learn that new Australian Prime Minister Gillard is planning a refugee processing center in East Timor. Many people see Gillard's move as a mixture of fear-mongering and appeasement of the those against immigration in the run up to elections later this year.
In Australia, immigration is a very contentious issue which, for a nation of immigrants, is highly ironic. Well, the nation isn't entirely made up of immigrants for there are still about half a million indigenous Australians who, like indigenous peoples the world over, have a history of being treated in a fucking disgraceful manner. If you've forgotten, then read up on the Stolen Generations.
To add further irony to this story, Prime Minister Gillard is an immigrant herself, born in Wales and emigrating with her parents as a child. One wonders what kind of "processing" her family went through when they immigrated to Australia.
In her announcement, Gillard has shown that she is not past having a "pull the ladder up" approach to immigration which is pretty fucking shameful. But let us not forget that she comes from the country that gave the world both the White Australia policy, and vile, thick cunt Pauline Hanson, so perhaps we shouldn't be too surprised.
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The UK Government is today's Cunt of the Day.
We learn from Lord Patten, the Prime Minister's special representative for the papal visit, that UK taxpayers will be shelling out as much as £12m for Pope Ratzinfuck's UK visit later this year. After announcing enormous spending cuts in the last couple of weeks, one of the few things seeing an increase in spending is the visit from the Catholic Generalissimo which leaves a very sour taste in the mouths of people who think Ratzintwat is nothing more than an apologist for those who rape children.
Come on now Patten, why not do the decent thing and spend the £12m on something worthwhile, and tell Catholic peoples of the UK that if they want El Popio to come visit then they can fucking well pay for it themselves?
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Apple is this week's Cunt of the Week.
Apple's latest product, the iPhone 4, does not work properly when held a certain way. That Apple sees fit to release a product that has a major design flaw is one thing, but the way they have dealt with it has been quite cuntish. Instead of admitting the company had launched the product without fully testing it, Steve Jobs told iPhone users to "just avoid holding it that way". A genius bit of advice for a hand held product.
Apple's next solution to the problem has been to sell iPhone owners a bumper that will, apparently, fix the problem. This too is very clever - here, our product doesn't work so you must spend more money in order to fix it! The Independent tells us of a leaked memo that reveals just how little Apple thinks of its customers. The memo to helpline staff reportedly says, "We ARE NOT appeasing customers with free bumpers – DON'T promise a free bumper to customers" which doesn't smell too strongly of good customer service.
This is great news for people who have never been able to understand the cult-like following Apple has. These brainwashed morons think Apple is different in that it really cares about its customers and doesn't share the aim of other companies to make as much money as humanly fucking possible, something that has previously been mentioned in these pages.
With the current iPhone backlash, including a Facebook page called "I Hate Apple" apparently having over 6,000 members, as well as news of the spate of suicides at the Foxconn factory where iPhones are made, perhaps people are finally coming to terms with the fact that Apple is just another corporation and not a super special exception that the likes of Stephen Fry would have us all believe.
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