French footballer Franck Ribéry is today's Cunt of the Day.

With the World Cup behind us, you would have hoped that we might be taking a break for sporting Cunts of the Day. However, Ribéry seems most worthy of a nod today seeing as he has been charged with soliciting an underage prostitute. Family man Franck readily admits having sex with sex worker Zahia Dehar, but he insists he didn't know she was underage. What a classy douchewad he surely is.

We will wait and see if Franck's 'celebrity' helps him evade jail in a Roman Polanski fashion, or perhaps Whoopi Goldberg will rush to his aid as she seems to be one of the world's foremost experts on the nuances of sex with underage girls.

Sponsored by people who think the so-called Sect of Revolutionaries are a bunch of cunts. The group has been implicated in the murder of Greek journalist Sokratis Giolias who was shot to death in front of his house yesterday. The group apparently hates journalists, even those who reveal corruption, so can we presume that their brand of revolution has been well thought out and the murder of innocent people is well justified.