Crazy North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il is today's Cunt of the Day.

Today, we learn that the North Korean football team were public shamed for their performance at the recent World Cup. Apparently they failed in the "ideological struggle" to succeed in South Africa, and in doing so betrayed Kim Jong-un, one of Kim Jong-il's bat shit crazy sons.

More than likely the public shaming was the idea of Kim Jong-il because it is exactly the kind of ridiculously stupid thing he would think of. What was he expecting, the players to win the World Cup and prove that North Korea is the greatest country on earth? The reality was that the North Koreans played as well as their training and experience allowed, they even managed to score a goal against Brazil, all the while knowing some bizarre retribution awaited them upon their return home.

OK, so this isn't quite up there with what Uday Hussein reportedly did to Iraqi athletes and footballers who didn't please him, but for blaming a sports team for showing North Korea to be a shit country, which is HIS FUCKING FAULT, Kim Jong-il is, once again, Cunt of the Day.

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